I AM BACK FOR GOOD

Posted: April 18, 2012 in MY LITERARY JOURNEY

I have been absent for a while from this blog which hasn’t been good for me. I started a Master’s Degree in creative writing after doing some courses in communications and journalism, all in New Zealand… See how busy I have been? I believe all I have gained, in knowledge and experiences would have a positive effect on this blog and not negative as my absence had shown.

I am currently working on a composite novel about an Black Australian, a twenty-something year old, who finds himself in a pool of confusion after having a number of gay affairs. Had he never been right when the world stood against him during the onset of his decision? He decides to go on a spiritual journey, accepting an advice from a preacher he met in Sydney. In Nigeria, the country his parents were born, he finds himself tailing a story of a white lesbian who had been killed in cold blood… And it goes on and on…

I am also studying the works of Sarah Waters and James Baldwin, in connection to the critical component of my current master’s research.

I do hope every inspiration coming my way would benefit this blog.

Thanks

What You Read

Posted: June 1, 2011 in ESSAY

I met a friend who was talking about reading as if he can never do without reading. When I asked him what he reads, he mentions daily-digests, journals and Christian books. I tried to enlighten him about the world of literature but he saw reading novels as waste of time. He saw reading novels as seeing a ‘James Bond’ movie. His narrow mind has put him in a world that neglects the power of language, And from what I understand about him, I wouldn’t call him a reader as he calls himself. I read Christian books, I see that as part of praying. There is no way communication skills can be developed without reading great works of literary masters…


The April 29th edition of Bookjam which took place at the Silverbird mall in Abuja was so interesting. It started with a debate about publishing rights. The argument that caught my interest was between one of the guest writers, Dike Chukwumerije and a lawyer amongst the audience. Chukwumerije insisted that if he wrote a piece and perhaps mailed it to himself without publishing it, and someone else went ahead to steal and publish it on facebook, he could actually sue. The lawyer uprightly came up against Chukwumerije. She said point blankly that he, Chukwumeruje, was talking from a layman’s perspective.

But I personally saw the point Chukwmerije was trying to make. Mailing a piece to one’s self (perhaps one should have two emails then) would ensure a registration of the date that the work was sent. The person who would steal the work to publish on facebook, would have a later date registered. And so in court, Chukwumerije would have a case.

There was an exciting performance of a play that held everyone’s attention; there was also a haiku competition in which some members of the audience participated in.

The guest authors of the day were soon introduced.

First on the list was Constance C. Ikokwu, a journalist, who made her mark interviewing global statesmen and women and filing in interesting reports as Washington DC Bureau Chief for THISDAY newspaper between 2007 and 2009.

The Second introduced was Dike Chukwumerije. He was described a prolific poet and writer, motivated by the desire to create a positive image of the African in his generation

And the third introduced was the 25 year old Nwabundo Onyeabo, a multi-talented writer and the author of ‘Out of Curiosity’, an eclectic collection of poems, published late last year and receiving rave reviews. She was educated in Nigeria and America.

Constance Ikokwu began reading from her non-fiction book, ‘Nigeria: Half a Century of Progress & Challenges’. This generated expressions of anger over Nigeria from the audience. Marty Eteng, a journalist among the audience, felt so devastated as she expressed her views concerning the corps members that lost their lives during the last concluded elections. Every single face in attendance felt the pains. Towards the dying moments of the political session, some members of the audience pushed some words into the row, advising Nigerians to just forge ahead instead of complaining all the time. This nearly provoked another session of arguments. In a private discussion I had with Marty Eteng, I asked if she would be okay if the NYSC body was scraped. She said it would be okay but very pathetic for those hoping to earn the only stipend they could ever acquire from the government. She was talking about the high rate of unemployment. Her bitterness reflected true pictures.

It was Dike Chukwumerije who brought calm against the angers of Nigerians at the event by reading from his poetry collection, ‘The Revolution has no Tribe’. He read so well that I thought I was listening to a rap artist on stage. One of the works that caught my attention was his poem, ‘Nwoyibo’ (he described the meaning as ‘child of a white parent’).

When the ships that could sail against the wind
Brought the Portuguese to the shores of West Africa
And the invention of the steamship and chloroquine
Took the British up the fork of the River Niger…

These were the first four lines of ‘Nwoyibo’. Even though Chukwumerije’s poems still had anger arrowed at the state of issues in Nigeria, his style received praises and I would later on notice a dashing female rushing out to bowl his phone number after the event.

The next guest writer was the youngest of the writers, Nwabundo Onyeabo, who read from her collection, ‘Out of Curiosity’. The curious girl mostly read love poems. The reaction from the audience pointed out the fact that there was an African ‘thing’ missing in her work… They tried to compare her style to Chukwumerije’s, whose work held a notion on Africa.

The event came to an end with a raffle-draw conducted to reward those who had bought books. Out of my empty pocket I had managed to get a copy of one of Chukwumerije’s book, ‘Ahamefula’. I had indeed bit my tongue because I couldn’t get the rest of his other works. The announcement of the lucky winners began. I tossed my ticket aside. I had never been lucky with raffles. The first winner’s receipt number was announced. It was a lady. She claimed her prize happily. My receipt number was called. I was the second winner. I was surprised and began looking for my receipt. I found it and made a run to collect my prizes. I had won all the literary books read during the event including all the other works of Dike Chukwumerije I couldn’t acquire.


I would describe the novel as a tragic love story. Tayo Ajayi, a Nigerian, and Vanessa Richardson, an English woman, had their affair boiling when it started, but as circumstances were meant to intervene, the relationship went sore and it seemed nothing could ever bring them together.

The book has characters that behaved in like-patterns, like in the case of Tayo’s friend, Yusuf, who had dated lots of white English ladies. He (Yusuf) ended up marrying a Nigerian Woman as predicted (Yusuf knew what he wanted and seemed to get it). Tayo also ended up the same way in as much as his affair with Vanessa Richardson had been gleaming, although his had been out of the mistake of getting a young woman (Miriam) pregnant. And talking of pattern, the novel’s beginning had opened up introducing Tayo’s affair with Christine, a Nigerian Igbo lady. One would think that Manyika had to end Tayo’s relationship with Christine for the sake of bringing in Vanessa into Tayo’s life, but still, Tayo had to end up marrying Miriam. And still the marriage failed, giving in to the familiar pattern.

Miriam in Manyika’s novel represented the breeds of the Nigerians that would always run away to live abroad due to the collapsing image of their home country. Miriam went away with her daughter leaving Tayo behind. In as much as she persuaded Tayo, he wouldn’t go. She didn’t like an inconveniencing life. She wanted the best life for her daughter. Tayo, on the other side represented the crude breeds of Nigerians that felt home was home even though the country was boiling in corruption. In as much as the failure of the country stared firmly at his face with daggers, he chose to stay. Towards the late pages of the novel he had to leave the country under threatening circumstances against his life from the ruling military regime.

The entire novel is told from the good days of Nigeria’s independence down into the nineties. I applaud Manyika’s ink, here. In as much as the setting of this novel floated through England, Senegal, USA, and France, she was able to use her third eye to draw out Nigeria’s journey into the worse lanes of corruption, and hopelessness.

Faith is another issue that Manyika dealt with. It didn’t matter to her if one was a Moslem or Christian. Reading through this novel, one couldn’t tell if Tayo came from a Moslem or Christian family but we did know he embraced more of the Christian faith. She failed to point out the difficulties of inter-religious marriages in the novel, but centred more on the difficulties of interracial marriage.

During Tayo’s life as a part time lecturer in Sans Francisco, Manyika used a scene to unbolt some deeper issues of racism. She pointed out the racist ties between the African American and the pure African. These issues she raised apply everywhere even within Nigerians. A Yoruba would refer to an Igbo as a greedy money monger and dubious monster, and in turn the Igbo would refer to the Yoruba as a dirty, loquacious and foolish personality who spend all he earns on parties and alcohol. It had to be understood that racism was one those existences that would live for a long time as far as misunderstanding between people existed.

I captured lines that are coated with humour in this novel, but could be called racial remarks. Young black Yusuf came clean in his conversation with Tayo. He said white women were for sex treats while black women were for decent relationships that could lead to marriage. He added that a white woman looked so old when she turned thirty.

The worst racist in this book is Vanessa’s father who was a one time colonial master in Nigeria before 1960. He was against Tayo marrying his daughter, and had refused to accept Vanessa’s adopted half-cast son. He seemed more racial against half-casts earlier in the novel confronting Tayo about his fears for a half-cast grandchild. It was later understood that his hatred for the blacks was as a result of an affair his wife had with a black man during the colonial era. Manyika, whose picture shows she is perhaps half-cast, was able to make a point here. She drew a difference between being black and being a half-cast (brown). This would have been quite a storm for her to write about because of the racial wind against the brown people living in whitely dominated regions. In contrast to a pure black country, half-casts are seen beautiful which Manyika failed to point out. In fact in the black continent, the typical black man may feel inferior to a half-cast.

Manyika was also able to portray the polemic attack Nigerians receive from around the world these days. She didn’t bring this to print but the image was represented, and I had to figure it out. I can say it clouds around the pain felt each time an IELTS or TOEFL exam is required before a Nigerian could study abroad. This doesn’t exclude a masters’ degree. Does the world think Nigerians speak Latin or Greek or some kind of language called ‘Nigerian’?
‘I said I haven’t heard you speak Nigerian,’ Joyce says.
Joyce is one of Manyika’s English characters. And I like the way Yusuf replies this. ‘Nobody speaks Nigerian, you daft thing,’

A coincidence in this novel which I refuse to accept was the scene in which Vanessa had just come across one of her best music, Hugh Maskela, a song that reminded her of Nelson Mandela… And on the same day, not even up to two hours if I could rightly predict, her white husband is presenting her with ‘Long Walk to Freedom’, Nelson Mandela’s biography. What a coincidence!

I also do not embrace the fact that Manyika saw hope for Nigeria through the eyes of Tayo only when Abacha died. There are still Abacha loyalists in Nigeria today who will find this offending. She should have kept the line in a riddle.

Vanessa did meet with Tayo at the end of the novel, but it was hard to predict if at all a love relationship was ignited between them. Vanessa was still married, but Tayo wasn’t. Manyika maintained a non-adulterous plight between the two here. The happy-ending-formula which most romance writers adapt was blurring in the novel.


Yanis T popped out of his mother’s womb like a scrawny multi-coloured chicken – This is the first sentence of the novel’s first chapter and its beauty remained printed in my heart until the moment I finished reading the novel. The novel did not only grip my heart and fingers as I flipped, it exposed the frankness of a good heart. This is not a novel about Christians that claim righteousness as if sin had never been part of their lives. This is a novel for every Christian to read and to learn. There is no pretence in Zack who is a newly converted born-again Christian. He is a growing Christian, and had to be frank about it. Kemi whose disconcerted behaviour in the beginning of the book could put off any man, had been born-again for a longer time despite an abortion attempt on her side… This is medium that passes a message to Christians. Christians should come out clean about the sins they struggle with. Zack in this beautiful sequel to ‘Kemi’s Journal’ is one among the most beautiful husbands I have ever met in real life and in books. Sanusi made him tolerate Kemi so much unlike other men in our society today. Even though he suspects Kemi of not loving their Son, Yannis T, in the way she should, he didn’t let an eruption destroy the eight year relationship that had once had some bad eggs.

Sanusi was able to connect a thread between Kemi (Zack’s fiancee/wife), Grace (Zack’s ex girlfriend) and Zack’s mother. All these three women had had desires of getting rid of an offspring(s). Grace was the worst if it came to a sentence because of the three abortions she had undergone. All were seeds of Zack. It had remained a sore wound in his heart till the end of the novel. Even Zack’s own mother was guilty of a similar deed. The mother had dumped Zack as a baby and fled. She never accepted him even after he had to find her… The woman Zack had chosen was Kemi, the one who had the desire of undergoing an abortion but didn’t do it due to the pressures mounted on her…

Sanusi was able to point out the concerns-shift of leading nations from the poverty and sicknesses in Africa to the terrorism fights around the world. She was able to point out the negative effect that was beginning to mount over the black continent.

What I really admired in this story is: in as much as Grace and Maxine (Zack’s colleague at work) were painted as the bad eggs, Sanusi was able to point out the positive attitudes in them. As promiscuous as both women could be, Maxine knew bribery tasted so bad, and even Grace, felt that the distribution of condoms could enhance a healthier African continent. Grace’s role here could stand as a metaphor to the aids sown by developed countries around poorer countries today – Corrupt yet kind hearted; Selfish yet hardworking.

Sanusi uses the bible verses that Zack’s meditate on to preach through her story. The author unveils deeper meanings of these verses. Where I do have a problem was with Mark (a preacher) accepting he was infertile when the doctor said so. Most preachers in real life reject the sentence violently believing in miracles. Sanusi may justify this in the epilogue by stating that Mark and his wife, Vanessa were in hopes of having children. But I still see a fault in the lack of faith during the episode that Mark and his wife unveiled the doctor’s sentence to Zack and Kemi.

And perhaps Sanusi is a writer who is uncomfortable with happy endings, and had to end the story sadly. I haven’t read ‘Kemi’s Journal’, the prequel, but I do applaud the writer’s sense of writing that I was never lost throughout my reading.

THE GENE OF SLEAZE

Posted: December 5, 2010 in ESSAY
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I spent five years in a Nigerian University, and out of five Student Union Elections, there was only one that was credible. Life’s path embraces the fact that, indeed the youths are the leaders of tomorrow, and so the trauma Nigerians face is ‘how can corruption cease to exist?’ Youths are rigging elections better than the current leaders. Youths are using diabolism to fight each other the way politicians visit witch doctors to fight opponents. This foolishness called diabolism works to some extent for those who believe in it. The cultism in Nigerian universities has to do with some groups of like-minds that come together to glorify the acts of diabolism. Our politicians these days can decide to go through the means of killing an enemy through the spiritual or the physical means. The university cultists are available killers to be hired. We have witnessed various assassinations in this country. They have been the physical, like the death of Bola Ige in 2001, which till today the invisibly accused has gone unpunished. The stirred-up controversies in our today’s Nigeria are questions. Was Yar’Adua not assassinated? Was Chuba Okadigbo not assassinated? As foolish as diabolism can be, there is a connection of these deaths to it. It is foolish and yet, a one time governor of Abia State was photographed in a witch doctor’s shrine going through diabolic processions which appeared on a national newspaper. Where is the future of Nigeria? Is there any. Of course among the good eggs that currently breeds silently. There is need for a great revolution. The Muslims in Nigeria are in the lesser circle of corruption, and that’s why the development in northern Nigeria is far ahead of the southern Nigeria which claims to be more educated. The problem of the northerners in Nigeria has to do with the extremism. Some vipers among the northerners are instigating some false beliefs which might be very dangerous, and could separate the country. Another threat of the country’s dividing roars comes from the Niger-Delta, whose oil serves the entire nation. The government’s greed will always deprive the Niger Delta of their deserved rights. Greed is one thing all politicians should not have, and once that is a possibility, Nigeria can claim to be among the cleanest and peaceful in the world. Greed has caused scammers/419ers to be envied by ordinary Nigerians, and so where is the future here? Greed has created so many false prophets who build churches to suck money of ordinary Nigerians, and so where is the future. Greed has policemen as robbers on highways collecting bribes; where is the future here? The gene of sleaze that runs in the veins of Nigeria’s leaders, also run in their children. It runs among the next generation of leaders. A lot of aspirants of the upcoming elections have some similarities up sleeves which is corruption. Thank God for EFCC (Economic and Financial Crimes and Commission), but how genuine will they claim to be if x-rayed properly? Improperly they may be accused but the success acquired in exposing Nigeria’s corrupt elites has stirred up the trend among the growing politicians in the country. Some of them now hide money in their ceilings. A lot of problems stand as a challenge for Nigeria. Where do we start if change is given a chance? Who replaces the corrupt? How long will Nigeria take to get healed of corruption’s impact? How satisfied will workers or the police become to stop collecting bribes?


This is an epic story narrated in first person in its first part (book one), but later dives into the second person narrative in book two. Apoola does this swap unconfidently, but did find rhythm deep into the pages. The last part of the book (book 3) falls back in the first person. Midway into the novel, rivals of fantasy will love the story. It becomes more of a normal drama than the science fiction it dwells. I say that Apoola unconfidently drowns from the first person narrative into the second person narrative, because he fails to accept the narrator had no role again to play when the stories of Bode Oladejo, Kemi, and Sola thickens through the second book of the novel although it was his(the narrator) story.
Dr Olanusi is one of the characters with a gigantic brain in the novel who seem like living for eternity. The doctor is one of Apoola’s greatest inventions. Sola is another great invention who once had plights in America, one of which she had confronted a poisoned air. The way Apoola introduces his characters make the novel difficult to read. The novel’s language is exceptional and will make a good study in literature. I praise the writer’s concept in dragging into literature what he feels could be a life in the 2260’s and 2280’s. Apoola predicts confidently what he thinks could occur then. He feels that most courthouses could be planted on webs of the internet, which is a very inventive. Even in 2287, the world is still cautious when a Nigerian gets into a scene. The way Apoola talks about destiny in his novel, he sounds like a preacher proclaiming ‘this and that one’ has a bright destiny. The preaching voice in his writing attacks what he sees as wrong, like abortion, prostitution and corruption.
The story brought to my mind fantasy movies I have seen in which the base on planet earth was always in America. I had to accept Apoola’s snatch of the world power from America, which he brings into Nigeria in a way. The writer somehow justifies his tale.
I compare this novel to Carlos Ruiz Zafon’s ‘The Shadow of the Wind’, and also A.S Byatt’s ‘Possession’. Comparing this three books, Byatt’s and Zafon’s lies on one side because they are promoting literature – Byatt promoted poetry, short stories and the whole act of language, and Zafon did a handful of a literary love story in his bestselling novel. On the other side where Apoola’s novel lies, I see the author roaring furiously in a scientific voice saying, ‘Science isn’t dying but has a voice!’ Even his imagery had scientific textures:
I felt like I was in a space ship already, travelling with a moribund geek.
The interweaving of politics and science researches deserve applaud. His scientific mind thickens the more the pages flip… Space travel, early existence of homo-sapiens/homo-erectus and future time settings make this novel unique in a way, though may force some none-science enthusiasts to dump the book thinking of it as boring, containing no cultural values. This novel is unlike Nnedi Okorafo’s fantasies (e.g Zarah the Windseeker), which recognises African ethics. Apoola’s novel is an attacking arrow into the literary mindsets of the artists who opposes writers who are outside the field of literature, but writing literatures. The novel is autobiographical in a way; the narrator (whose voice in the first person appears more in book one and three) is focused on telling two stories. One is of his journey into a scientific discovery, and the other, is about his uncle. Along the pages, a tale about a Russian called Chekhov who had invented a drug ‘Cheknosin’ that lengthens a human lifespan; Chekhov passes through hell to get his scientific dreams rolling. The lines of this novel have some touch of poetry and humour.
Deep through the pages of the novel I begin to wonder, ‘who would love to read about a Nigeria that aspires in space travel and intense science research when there is a lot of poverty, underdevelopment, corruption, tribal sentiments and religious crises to tackle? If Ben Okri’s ‘Famished Road’ is compared to Salman Rushdie’s ‘The Satanic Verses’, it is obvious that both are magic realisms, but the authenticity of Okri’s work set in Nigeria stands x-rayed, bringing into scene poverty, violence and cultural beliefs, while Salman Rushdie’s British world played its own tune of a developed world. Apoola might ague that the novel is a foresight into the future, which is something new he is trying to shove into what is called ‘Nigerian Literature’. It will be difficult for that to be accepted. The novel will make a bad movie if attempts are made to visualize the story. The story fails to portray in real sense what Africa or Nigeria has in stalk for the world. The presence of too many characters makes the appetite for the cinema even lesser. I don’t see any influence of Nigerian literature in Apoola’s writing. I can’t call this, ‘Nigerian Literature’, but I can accept it is a world class writing that deserve a space on an international shelf.
The novel is tricky in its beginning regarding the narrator role as the protagonist. Deep through the midsection of the novel, the narrator completely disappears, centralising Bode Oladejo. In Bode’s dreams, came the existence of monkey-men. It was a dream of a time never on record. And this opens up a debate on whether this dream was as a result of Bode’s drug abuse or his reading of comic books of saber toothed cats before sleep. Dreams play an important role in Apoola’s novel. Apoola also did well in plot diversity… From ‘space science’ to ‘genetics’ and to ‘physics’ and to ‘medicine’ and to ‘engineering’…
The reader needs to gather up clues to get the story, which is unique. This book is a challenge to readers. It’s a book that shouldn’t just be read, but be digested. Its impact on a reader’s mind will remain for over a long time… This book demands to be read more than once to get a complete puzzle right.
Sola’s journey to a successful height in a media career stands as metaphor to writers, in my own view… While some journalists end up within the steps of their household, others are flying flags across the world. It might not only be a metaphor for writers but also for all aspects of life’s journey.
I love to acknowledge the writer’s solidified description of the Diaspora (outside Nigeria). It is very unlike some other Nigerian novels I have read that awfully failed trying to paint a picture of the west. Apoola did a nice assignment, not over describing, but passing on the right message. This is very authentic.
One of the issue of child abuse which has become a hiding crime in today’s world was dealt with in the novel. A man called Lord who had once in his life abused orphans had to have the stigma of conscience in his appearance… One can’t write this kind of novel filled with intellectuals without speaking about atheism, and this, Apoola sharpened to the core.
The most exciting part of this novel is the ending, which is gripping to the reader, and coated with suspense. Most importantly was the message Apoola was able to convey. This is really a novel about Supermen.


WHEN MY FIRST NOVEL CAME OUT IN 2008, I KNEW LITTLE ABOUT THE WORLD OF FICTION. I WAS DESPERATE TO TELL MY STORY… DIDN’T CARE ABOUT HOW MY FRONT PAGE LOOKED LIKE; DIDN’T CARE ABOUT WHAT CRITICS WOULD SAY… BELOW IS THE FIRST REVIEW OF THE NOVEL I CAME ACROSS. I SLICED IT OFF A COPY OF THE MAGAZINE IT CAME OUT IN, AND STARED AT IT FOR DAYS. THE REVIEW WAS WRITTEN BY SAM OGABIDU.

SHAMBLES OF a PREDICAMENT

WHAT DO YOU THINK..? I’M WORKING ON ITS SEQUEL…


The novel begins introducing Julian Treslove who has been in and out of so much of life’s up and downs… Humor also kickstarts along with lots of Jewishness in it. Treslove met a foreseer in the early pages of the book who tells him he will meet a lover whose names starts with J U… And Treslove in his journey looking for the lover either gets slapped or some humor dents a rosy relationship with prospects… He tries to conceal his shame when a woman assaults and robs him of a wristwatch and an identification card… He thinks he was mistaken for one of his Jewish friends.

Deep into the pages of the novel, Jacobson uses the lines below in which I quote to describe his main protagonist:

Julian Treslove, son of a melancholy and friendless cigar seller who played the fiddle where no one could hear him; Julian Treslove, ex of the BBC, ex arts administrator, one-time lover of a host of hopeless unfleshly girls who wore too many bras, father of a sandwich-making in-denial homosexual and a Jew-hating opportunist piano player; Julian Treslove, Finklerphile and would-be Finkler except that the Finklers in their ethno religious separatism or whatever one was meant to call it just didn’t fucking want to know.

Julian Trelove’s children gets introduced in the novel through a path of humor… I do attest to the fact that Jacobson is funny but he lost the flow of humor deep into the book in as much as he sweated to sound funny. Treslove’s story gets sadder in his quest of becoming a Jew/Finkler (Or rather discovering his Jewish identity). He gets into a relationship with a Jewish woman, Hephzibar (Libor’s relative) who helps him in his plight. Finkler and Libor, Treslove’s Jewish friends,  respectively played discouraging and encouraging roles in Treslove’s plight of becoming Jewish.

Sad stories of the tragic stones that hit Jews in life are scattered all over this novel, and I applaud the writer’s sad-funny mixture in his style of narrative. The novel gets gripping when Treslove’s suspicions of Finkler’s chase on Hephzibar materializes into reality. Treslove who had once slept with Finkler’s late wife in the past lets Libor to grab the deepest of his secrets, the adultery. However one begins to wonder if this novel was a romance thriller or comic or perhaps just-about-Jewishness..!

Jacobson tries to suit his main characters (i.e Treslove, Libor and Finkler) with the kind of women each respectively deserved although all are related with the stigma called ‘loss’. Libor, who was a good man had had a good wife in Malkie, Finkler who was an adulterer and very crafty had had an adulterous wife in Tyler, and Treslove inconsistencies led to his two earlier unfleshy girlfriends walkout on him while pregnant, and soon Hephzibar was going to fade away.

It is left for the writer to say if this novel ends tragically or not. Did Libor die for good? Dieing at the age of a hundred as a widower after fulfilling his promise to his faithful wife that he wouldn’t leave the world before her was something to feel happy about, but did he die under happy circumstances? As in Treslove’s life, it started in a mash and still ends in a mash. He never had any successful relationship with a woman. And Finkler, he will always remain a finkler… an ASHamed jew… a controversial philosopher who kept hunting Treslove’s conscience.

I end this review with a wish that someday I will hear Howard Jacobson pronounce the word, ‘Isrrrae’.

THE NUN IS A VIRGIN

Posted: October 27, 2010 in POETRY

Smile so hidden between the lines of the forehead,
Fading and musical dimples behind shy shells,
I see pillows in each of your pupils;
My desires pour as a landslide of emotions
Rushing down into the sacs of my arrowed pulsations;
You are my son’s teacher,
A nun beneath the kindergarten umbrella of a convent;
The shadow of the convent isn’t as tough as my rigid conscience;
I sneak sleazily into the convent when the day is dozing…
My wife lacks the necklace around your heart.
My kisses are against the bar when my reflex passes fitness…
I see milk in your stare,
I see fear in your affection;
Claiming your scare is always wiped by Mother Superior’s stare?
Taming to fear God and not human, is what I should teach you.
I fought a million steps before I sunk into this convent.
You fought your body’s secretions against this assignation, I know;
God’s assignment I cannot do!
To leave you when my heart can’t?
My offspring’s stories are always about you
And not his mother;
Out we sneak into the wavy evening,
The angels are whispering from their vaults against our faults;
The building we find, you slip in like you know no motive of mine.
Upstairs our steps abscond,
And your pretense says, ‘your thoughts circle around a table’s show.’
Before the bed, my kisses are overripe;
Your passions are yawning for hell,
Your clothes fall off your tall body…
In a different skin, the eyes of the devil overwhelm me.
I roar over you and your tears stream in surrender, and calls for death.
My soul breathes life, and my conscience turns sour.
Never will we see again!
My wife’s ugliness is my treasure,
And your calling is the air you breathe.